Food poisoning fells Thai badminton star

The Malaysia Star reported last week that Thai number one Boonsak Ponsana has been forced out of the Malaysian Open badminton tournament after coming down with food poisoning on the eve of his departure for Kuala Lumpur.

Coach Udon Luangphetcharaporn said Boonsak’s condition was not serious but he was weak and not in a good condition to play in the season-opening Super Series tournament at the Putra Stadium, adding, "It’s unfortunate he is unable to play as he needs to fight for points to improve on his world rankings."

The 25-year-old law student enjoyed a memorable season last year, winning the Singapore Open and the World University Games gold medal. He is the highest ranked Thai at number 12 in the world rankings.

Golfer felled by food poisoning; loses money cause of “stupid” rule

Golfer Kenneth Ferrie, the Englishman best known for playing in the final group in the U.S. Open at Winged Foot, had to withdraw from Saturday’s tournament because of food poisoning.

As a result, he received less money than 18 guys who finished behind him, even though he qualified for the weekend and they didn’t.

Under tour regulations, anyone who withdraws or is disqualified for any reason after making the cut is paid last place, unofficial prize money. Ferrie was given $8,798, but it will not be applied to the money list, and he received no FedEx Cup points.

Fan favorite John Daly was quoted as saying, "It’s a stupid rule, I’m sorry."

Passenger nearly dies of vodka poisoning

I had to relinquish a decent bottle of Scotch going through airport security a few months ago. I forgot it was in my carry-on instead of my suitcase and, no liquids through security, so that was that.

A 64-year-old traveling through the Nuremberg airport decided on another option, downing a litre of vodka rather than hand it over to airport authorities.

Police said a doctor was called as the man was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function.

Foodborne illness sidelines Elias

Devil’s star forward Patrik Elias returned to New Jersey Saturday with what he believes was a case of food poisoning and not related to hepatitis A or the flu.

Elias told the N.J. Star-Ledger,

"It just came on real quick. I had no symptoms before. I think it was just regular food poisoning, nothing related to hepatitis. I started feeling nauseous Friday morning. I had a nap before the game and by midnight I was vomiting and had a fever. I still have a little fever today, probably because of dehydration, but stomach-wise I feel much better. I ate some soup today. Hopefully, it will go away as quickly as it came on."

The story notes that it may indeed be food poisoning or the flu, but it is always a more serious matter with Elias. He contracted hepatitis A while playing in Russia during the 2004-05 lockout and missed the first 39 games of the ’05-06 season while recovering.

Poisoning not Noro?

ESPN reports that The International Tennis Federation is investigating allegations that 13th ranked, US Open quarter finalist Tommy Haas was poisoned before Germany’s Davis Cup match against Russia.

The report says that Haas was forced out of a match with what appeared to be a stomach virus (sounds like noro?) on September 23.  Germany’s opponent Russia went on to win the semifinal series and reach the Davis Cup final.

German teammate Alexander Waske said he was told by a Russian who manages numerous athletes that it was poisoning, not a virus.

Haas was quoted as saying "I was the only one ever to order dessert or a Latte macchiato after dinner. If all this is true, since no one else got sick, that must have been when it happened."

No, no, no, no, … don’t phunk with my phood

My hump, my hump, my hump … I’m hurling big lumps

Rapper, Taboo, of the Black Eyed Peas (exactly as shown, left) was apparently sent to hospital with food poisoning last night in Stockholm. When the band took the stage, Fergie announced that Taboo had been taken to the emergency room with stomach pain, adding, "We believe he has food poisoning."

TMZ spies say that Taboo was shaking and sweating as he was transported to the hospital by ambulance. By the time of the concert after party, Fergie told a reporter from Swedish newspaper Expressen that Taboo was already back at the hotel sleeping. No word on the suspect food or bug.

Let’s get retarded in here.

Beware the buffet


I searched buffet and barf on google image, and Jimmy came up.

Over 50 employees of Japan’s host broadcaster at the world athletics championships have taken ill with suspected food poisoning.

Broadcaster TBS and Osaka organisers were cited as saying on Tuesday that 59 people had gone to hospital after eating a buffet lunch supplied by an independent catering company.