When produce packers rap

The UK’s Register reports today that one of America’s oldest grocers has sued two college students for licking its produce on YouTube.

According to the story, last week, The Great Atlantic & Pacific Company – A&P – slapped a $1 million lawsuit on former employees Mark and Matthew D’Avella, accusing the two of defaming the 147-year-old grocery chain in an online rap video called "Produce Paradise."

According to the suit – filed in New Jersey superior court and recently tracked down by an El Reg hack desperate for a good read – the video shows the brothers doing various disparaging and disgusting things inside the Califon, New Jersey A&P where they worked as shelf stockers before getting the sack six days ago. An A&P spokesperson is cited as saying that at least one customer is extremely miffed by the video, which has the rappers licking packaged produce and putting it back on the selling shelf – among other things.

With their "Produce Paradise" video – available on YouTube as well as their personal website – the D’Avellas spend 4 minutes and 16 seconds rapping about, well, produce. Billing themselves as the "Fresh Beets," they lay down rhymes like "Produce. Produce. What you see is what you get, except the cut fruit, now that’s some nasty s##t" and "Excuse me sir, where did this grow? B###h, do I look Mexican, I don’t know." In addition to licking some fruits and vegetables, they seem to urinate on others. "But don’t come up to me acting all rude because I won’t be afraid to pee in your food," they chant.

Fairmont Hotels & Resorts to go green via local food sources

According to the Nation’s Restaurant News, Fairmont Hotels & Resorts is the latest hotel and food operation to jump on the locally grown/organic bandwagon. 

North America’s largest luxury hotel company, perhaps best know for its Lake Louise and Banff properties, announced Aug.22 that it would revamp all of its menus by the fall to incorporate locally grown, sustainable or organic ingredients "wherever possible."

Serge Simard, vice president of food and beverage for the chain, was quoted as saying, "Our guests are very savvy, experienced diners, and they also are becoming more conscious of how their consumer choices affect the planet."

Fairmont indicated that it would complement the menu overhaul with the adoption of programs like inviting guests to visit the farms where their hotel’s food was grown, or accompanying chefs on shopping trips to local green markets.

Here’s hoping Fairmont’s savvy diners take this opportunity to ask the hotel’s producers and retailers what practices they’ve adopted not only to reduce their environmental footprint, but also, to reduce the risk of foodborne illness — don’t eat poop.

Baby, Please wash your hands

This is the second Food Safety Family Singers video. "Baby, Please wash your hands" is a graphic (and audio) attempt at encouraging hand washing.


BABY, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS

My boy’s got a frown all because of me
He was up all night feelin’ real queasy
I made him a meal and the food had poo inside
He knelt at the throne for what seemed like years
And the bowl was filled with puke and tears
If he gets any sicker, he’ll prob’ly lay down and die

Baby I meant to wash my hands!
With soap and water for at least 20 seconds…

I walked on out of the bathroom stall
I passed the sink and the paper towels
I should have stopped and run the water
After emptying out my bowels
I handled your spoon with feces on my hand
I swear I didn’t realize
That you’d get so blue from something in my poo
Salmonella, shigella, E. coli

Baby I meant to wash my hands!
With soap and water for at least 20 seconds…
I made you real sick ’cause I didn’t wash my hands
With soap and water for at least 20 seconds…

(Guitar solo)

What should I do?
So what should I do now?
What should I do?
WASH YOUR HANDS
What should I do now?
WASH YOUR HANDS
Where should I scrub?
UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS
Where should I scrub now?
UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS
Where should I scrub?
UP TO YOUR ELBOWS
Where should I scrub now?

How long? How long? How long? How long? How long? How long? How long? How long? HOW LONG?

Poop in the Field, circa January 2007

This video is a product of the Food Safety Family Swingers and it exemplifies our attempts at getting the message out using our creative resources. Doug and I wrote the song together while thinking about the spinach E. coli O157:H7 outbreak in the fall of 2006 and what caused it. It really boils down to our favorite message: Don’t eat poop.

Poop in the Field Lyrics
POOP IN THE FIELD (YOU GIVE SPINACH A BAD NAME)

A convenient product is what you sell
you promise me freshness then put me through hell
diarrhea’s got a hold on me
when my washroom’s a prison I can’t break free

Whoa — the bag’s the smoking gun, yeah
Whoa — now I’ve got the runs
No one can save me the damage is done!

Poop in the field, manure’s to blame
You give spinach a bad name
I ate it fresh and it gave me pain
You give spinach… a bad name.

Leafy greens touched my lips
Blood black stool on my fingertips
Pre-washed marketing is just a lie
‘Cause ready to eat means ready to die!

Whoa — the bag’s the smoking gun, yeah
Whoa — now I’ve got the runs
No one can save me, the damage is done!

Poop in the field, manure’s to blame
You give spinach a bad name
I ate it fresh, it gave me pain
You give spinach a bad name…

Restaurant Wars

In last night’s episode of Bravo’s Top Chef, the winning team used a meat thermometer. While this is a rarity within the celebrity chef circle, at least based on what we see in the final cut, it’s the second time I’ve seen one used on Top Chef this season (both times the chefs became winners, and both times they were cooking lamb). Last night Quatre’s sous-chef Howie wielded the same sort of digital tip-sensitive thermometer that we use at home. He had the unsliced chops, on their side, and inserted the thermometer into the middle of the meat. (Of course, this week the cheftestants also had head judge Chef Tom Colicchio watching them in the kitchen.) While Howie’s former nemesis, Joey, called his chops, “Typical Howie, undercooked!” the judges said they were cooked beautifully and perfectly. They had ordered their chops rare.

For those of you interested in trying this at home, there is no simple answer for finding the correct temperature of perfect-rare and safe lamb chops. Some recipe sites I consulted recommended a temperature of 125 F-130 degrees for medium rare. However, according to USDA for beef, veal and lamb (steaks, roasts and chops), medium rare is at 145 °F and medium is 160 °F.

Hormel proposes the following:

“Traditional guidelines state that lamb cooked very rare, rare, medium rare, or medium should have an internal temperature ranging between 115ºF to 145°F. With increased concern over bacteria that may be present in the internal portions of lamb, it is now recommended that whole lamb cuts be cooked to a final internal temperature (after resting) of not less than 145°F.”

While Howie may have hit the right temperature to please the judges, no one knows what his magic thermometer reading actually was. Still, I’m glad to see a thermometer once again on the show, used correctly (i.e inserted into the thickest portion of the meat), and this time for more than a second.

Faith-based farming

The N.Y. Times carried a feature this morning about the role of religion in food production, including a quote from Arlin S. Wasserman, the founder of Changing Tastes, a consulting firm in St. Paul that advises food companies and philanthropic organizations on trends in food and agriculture:

"The religious movement is a huge force. Already, religious institutions oversee the production of $250 billion per year in food if you bundle together halal, kosher, and institutional buying.

“Religious leaders have been giving dietary advice for decades and centuries, telling us to eat fish on Friday or to keep kosher in your home. What we are seeing now are contemporary concerns like the fair treatment of farm workers, humane treatment of animals and respect for the environment being integrated into the dietary advice given by the churches.”

The Times story also quoted Joel Salatin, who is considered a guru of organic agriculture, as saying he has seen a change in the people who visit his Polyface farm in Virginia:

"Ten years ago most of my farm visitors were earth muffin tree-hugger nirvana cosmic worshipers. And now 80 percent of them are Christian home schoolers.”

A tale of two drinks?

Dr. Suzanne Gibbons-Burgener, from the University of Wisconsin in Madison, was cited as telling the annual International Conference on Diseases in Nature Communicable to Man held last week in Madison, Wisconsin that a random sampling of milk from 901 Wisconsin dairy farms, chosen to encompass small and large herds, producers of Grade A and B milk, and all five of the state’s geographic regions, found that 76 per cent of the samples had detectable Coxiella burnetii DNA, and 5 per cent of the samples harbored Listeria monocytogenes.

Milk from larger herds and farms producing Grade A milk appeared to have a larger risk of having detectable C. burnetii, but no clear risk factors emerged to predict which farms were more likely to have L. monocytogenes in their milk. Both bacteria were broadly distributed geographically.

Kim White writes in a letter to the Owen Sound Sun Times in Ontario, Canada, that the real issue with raw milk is about the prevention of illness and not about freedom of choice, stating,

"Do not talk to me about what is or is not an issue of freedom to choose when 75 per cent of what is in the grocery store now contains genetically modified ingredients – without labelling, without warning. … Health Canada and the FDA, I’m afraid, exist to protect the industry they serve."

Stars and mice alike into the Pinkberry ice

In June, WABC New York, reported that mice had invaded a trendy yogurt shop, Pinkberry, at 82nd Street and Second Avenue — and they had exclusive video of the mice running around on the shop floor.

At the time, one passerby told news reporters, "I was in the restaurant industry so there were mice everywhere so I’m kinda used to it." Yuck!

Today, the Nation’s Restaurant News reports on Dane Morrissey’s, area director for 4sunkids inc., Pinkberry’s New York franchisee, ‘no mouse in the house’ strategy to keeping the little critters out. Morrissey was quoted as saying, "You can be spotless, but if you don’t remove the access points, they can still come in. We opened every cabinet and pulled out everything from the wall. Every outlet was checked. Every pipe was sealed. Gaps around the doors were filled with weather stripping.”

Morrissey was also cited as saying, the mice incident did not bite into business at the super-busy chain.

Food porn alert: My church is a farm

Kim Severson writes in the New York Times today that the connection between what she puts in her body, the land around her and the miracle of things that grow makes her feel as if she’s part of something bigger.

Fair enough. Severson explains that local has become the new organic, helped in large part by a growing concern over the environmental impact of transporting food thousands of miles.

But when it comes to food safety, Severson fails like so many other food pornographers.

"Mix a little mad cow disease, bags of spinach infected with E. coli and an obesity epidemic and people begin to question what is happening to the food supply. A bunch of kale from Hepworth Farms in Milton, N.Y., may not solve those problems, but it is one sure, small step toward a healthier family dinner table."

Why is it a step toward anything safer unless the grower can prove she is following good agricultural practices and some minimal microbial food safety testing to provide an indication that controls are working the way they should (such as water quality).

Talk is nice. Show me, or any other consumer, the data.

Really, it’s all about the pictures

The Chicago Tribune reports that legislation signed by Gov. Rod Blagojevich allows the city to make legal what waiters from Lincoln Park to the West Loop have allowed with a wink and a nod. A proposed ordinance to allow dogs to accompany their owners while dining is expected to be reviewed by an aldermanic committee this month.

Chicago Ald. Eugene Schulter (47th), a co-sponsor, was quoted as saying Friday, "We’re a world-class city and people have been doing this for a long time, so why not allow them to do this in a regulated way so it’s safe and clean?".

The proposed ordinance would prohibit dogs from sitting on a seat, table or countertop; forbid employees from handling the dogs; mandate cleaning up all spilled food among customers; and provide disposable towels and liquid hand sanitizer at every table that permits dogs.

The state law signed Friday states that no pet dog can be inside any restaurant or in any area where food is prepared. Also, a restaurant will have the right to refuse to serve a dog’s owner who fails to "exercise reasonable control" over his four-legged friend and a restaurant can refuse service if a dog threatens the health or safety of anyone at the eatery.

The proposal sounds reasonable and is similar to what has been implemented in Florida and what we’ve advocated.