Justin Bieber is from Stratford, Ontario (that’s in Canada). I used to play hockey there as a kid, and thought the most hilarious thing was driving by the factory with the big Fag Bearings sign on the outside.

I was 12.

I also served as editor –in-chief down the road at the Ingersoll Times for all of eight weeks in 1988 (after a 6-month stint in Port Colborne, this was supposed to be a promotion).

In another case of dumbass food service workers, someone at the Ingersoll Dairy Queen thought this was a good idea.

Any food provider is only as good as its worst front-line employee.