
Stories abound about meat.
It’s the Thursday morning before the long-weekend carnivorous orgy known as Memorial Day, so of course there are media accounts of meat: USA Today describes the problems of farmers who rely on small, family-owned slaughterhouses inspected by the U.S. Department of Agriculture; the N.Y. Times weighs in about non-O157 Shiga-toxin producing E. coli (note – there are a lot of other STEC than just six).
Others will cover those details.
The run-up to Memorial Day also has another tradition – bad food safety advice, often from N.Y. Times food columnist Mark Bittman, and boring food safety advice, usually from government and all the clones that mindlessly repeat banalities.
I noticed three years ago while travelling by train through France when Bittman wrote,
"… well-done meat is dry and flavorless, which is why burgers should be rare, or at most medium rare. The only sensible solution: Grind your own. You will know the cut, you can see the fat and you have some notion of its quality."
He must have those super space-aged goggles like Scott on Imagination Movers that allow him to see the dangerous bugs.
Yesterday, Bittman penned his annual homage to the burger in all its rare and microbiologically-challenged glory. Play along at home, and see how many instances of microbiological cross-contamination you can spot in the video available here.
And the only way to determine if any food has been safely cooked is to use a tip-sensitive digital thermometer. Color or time are lousy indicators of doneness. Or, as the U.S. Department of Agriculture says,
“1 out of every 4 hamburgers turns brown in the middle before it has reached a safe internal temperature. The only way to be sure food is safely cooked is to use a food thermometer to measure the internal temperature.”
And the snappy USDA slogan — It’s Safe to Bite When the Temperature’s Right!
(Exclamation marks should be reserved for the truly exclamatory; let the reader decide; Strunk and White, Elements of Style)
Stick it in.

In Dubai, more than 60 per cent of food workers in the capital who took hygiene training courses last year failed them
Michael Chappell, acting associate commissioner for regulatory affairs at FDA, said,
For all those in Canada and America clamoring for more inspectors, please, read the report Bill-Murray-in-Groundhog-Day impersonator Professor Hugh Pennington wrote after the 2005 E. coli O157 outbreak in Wales, which sickened 160 and killed 5-year-old Mason Jones (right).

The bi-annual congress of the South African Association for Food Science and Technology in Durban was t