There will probably be more, uh, details when the government’s new 10-year blueprint to improve Americans’ health comes out tomorrow, but for now, it’s “slash food poisonings from E. coli, salmonella and other microbes.”

Guns N’ Roses was a terrible and terribly overrated band. But if the guitar antics of Slash can reduce rates of foodborne illness, why not; not much else seems to work.