Give blood and get $5 off diarrhea burrito

diarrhea.burritoChipotle is apparently targeting its hipster university campus demographic – the people who  buy into Chipotle’s marketing BS – by offering a $5 off coupon for blood donations at Hoxworth Blood Center, which is associated with the University of Cincinnati Medical Center.

barfblog.com readers, please forward any other dubious marketing attempts to dpowell29@gmail.com.

Enjoy.