A bear visits a Dairy Queen, but it can pee in a cup

50-years-ago there was a Dairy Queen on the main strip where I grew up.

According to my mother, who just e-mailed me (Happy Mother’s Day, mom, you’re the best, that’s her, right, with great-grandson Emerson) it’s still there.

At least one of my Canadian daughters worked at a DQ, but I thought they disappeared decades ago (the DQs, not the daughters).

Nope.

A food handler at Dairy Queen in Ashland, Kentucky, has been diagnosed with hepatitis A, according to the Ashland-Boyd County Health Department.

Dairy Queen stated the store was immediately sanitized and disinfected, and that all employees will be vaccinated before returning to work if they have not already done so.

Vaccines work.

But the truly weird DQ story this week is that a private zoo in Alberta (that’s in Canada) is facing charges after a bear from the facility was taken through a drive-thru Dairy Queen in a pickup truck and hand-fed ice cream through the vehicle’s window.

News of the outing emerged earlier this year after Discovery Wildlife Park, located about 70 miles north of Calgary in the town of Innisfail, posted a video on social media showing a captive Kodiak bear sitting in the passenger seat of a truck.

The video later showed the one-year-old bear, known as Berkley, leaning out of the truck’s window, enthusiastically licking an ice cream cone held by the owner of a local Dairy Queen.

Amid widespread criticism, the video – along with a second one showing Berkley licking frosting off an ice cream cake – was taken down.

At the time, the zoo said the drive-thru run had posed no danger to the public, as it had taken place before the Dairy Queen had opened for the day and that the bear had been secured by a chain throughout the entire outing.

Wildlife officials in Alberta said that the zoo and its owners are now facing two charges. “Under the terms and conditions of the zoo’s permit, the charges are directly related to the alleged failure of the park to notify the provincial government prior to the bear leaving the zoo,” Alberta Fish and Wildlife said in a statement.

One count stems from the bear’s jaunt through the drive-thru, while the other dates back to 2017. At the time Berkley had just arrived as an orphan from a facility in the United States and the zoo allegedly failed to inform officials the seven-pound bear was being taken home nightly so that she could be bottle-fed.

The zoo’s owner, Doug Bos, said he planned to plead guilty to the charges, noting that this was the first time in the zoo’s 28-year history that it was facing such charges.

“We made a mistake. I’m embarrassed about it,” he told the Guardian. “Every time we take an animal off the property, we’re supposed to notify Fish and Wildlife, send them an email, and we forgot to do that in both instances.”

He said he had been happy to hear of the charges. “I’m glad that they followed through with it because it shows how strictly regulated the zoo industry is in the province,” he said. “Because there are so many people out there that think it’s not, they think anybody can just do anything they want.”

Bos said that wildlife officials had not necessarily taken issue with the bear’s outing to Dairy Queen but rather the zoo’s failure to request permission beforehand. “That’s all we did wrong,” he added, noting that the bears have been taken off the property many times for a range of reasons.

“We’ve done lots of TV commercials, Super Bowl commercials with bears and food … Some of them the bear was in a grocery store and wandered up and down the aisles.”

He emphasised the difference between bears in the wild and the zoo’s bears, describing those in the facility as hand-raised and well-trained.

At one point the zoo’s bears had even learned to pee in a cup, he said, in order to participate in a Scottish veterinarian’s study aimed at measuring baseline norms for bears. “These bears aren’t just your average bear that we go snag out of the wild and do this.”

Ontario DQ tries to slam Bieber, but just shows they are dumb

Justin Bieber is from Stratford, Ontario (that’s in Canada). I used to play hockey there as a kid, and thought the most hilarious thing was driving by the factory with the big Fag Bearings sign on the outside.

I was 12.

I also served as editor –in-chief down the road at the Ingersoll Times for all of eight weeks in 1988 (after a 6-month stint in Port Colborne, this was supposed to be a promotion).

In another case of dumbass food service workers, someone at the Ingersoll Dairy Queen thought this was a good idea.

Any food provider is only as good as its worst front-line employee.

Nikki Marcotte: Manhattan (Kansas) Dairy Queen cited for 8 critical violations

KMAN radio in Manhattan (Kansas) reports the Dairy Queen, located at 3116 Anderson Avenue, was marked for 8 critical health code violations, according to the inspection report.

Among some of the violations reported were an unapproved license, improper hot holding and cold holding temperatures for certain meat and produce items, and improper cooling methods.

Many of the issues were dealt with on-site, according to the report. However, a follow-up inspection will take place sometime in the near future.

Ajax shouldn’t go in DQ shakes; windshield wiper fluid is not Kool-Aid for kids

An employee of a Ferndale, Washington, Dairy Queen says she “accidentally” poured Ajax into the malt dispenser, sickening two customers, according to court documents.

Detectives obtained surveillance video and saw the employee, Dale, pouring the Ajax into the malt dispenser, documents said.

Meanwhile, officials at an Arkansas hospital reported Friday that 10 children drank windshield wiper fluid after a staffer at an Arkansas day care mistakenly put the liquid in a refrigerator and served it.

A hospital toxicologist said,

"All we know was that the individual at the day care had recently shopped and had come back to the day care with a lot of different products. This product was mistakenly grabbed and thought to be Kool-Aid and put in the refrigerator."