Two-headed calves and cats and other pets

My parents thought pets in the suburbs was cruel, so I never had any – except for the turtle trauma.

My ex-wife the veterinarian did a few cool things, in addition to the four daughters, and one was to surprise me with two kittens from the vet college at the University of Guelph. I named them Clark and Kent. I’ve hung out with dogs and cats ever since.

Our two current cats came from a veterinarian in Walkerton, Ontario, in 2003, and have survived the moving around to Kansas. There were three kittens, but the one named Lucky wasn’t so lucky (Lucky’s on the left, the two black ones are still with us). I was reminded of that when my friend Jim, the former dairy farmer in Walkerton, e-mailed me yesterday.

The other cool thing I got to see via the ex-wife was the two-headed calf that was delivered to the vet college while still alive in 1986. And it’s happened again in Egypt, where a farmer says his cow has given birth to a two-headed calf that he calls a "divine miracle."

The veterinarian informed the farmer that the calf, which was born this week, is now in stable condition and is expected to survive. The calf in Guelph didn’t last long.

Two heads, seven legs, mutants amongst us

About 25 years ago, my ex was working as a veterinary intern and gave me a call. She said, you have to come see this.

A calf had been born with two heads and was at the vet school in Guelph and still alive. The heads were mirror images of each other. It was sorta freaky, but then again, so is most biology.

So I wasn’t that surprised when USA Today reported yesterday that a seven-legged calf (right) had been delivered on Thursday in Colorado.

The staff at the Steamboat Veterinary Hospital said the Black Angus calf, which was delivered by Caesarean section, had two spines but one head. One leg also had two hooves.

The calf lived for only about 10 minutes.

Veterinarian Lee Meyring says the birth resulted from an incomplete splitting of the embryo into twins.