Biodynamic agriculture could be batshit crazy, what with the filling and burying of shit in cow horns.

But I’m not judging.

I am judging why a major Australian retailer would carry biodynamic almonds.

That’s crazy.

Woolworths Ltd has recalled Macro Wholefoods Market Organic Biodynamic Almonds nationally from Woolworths Supermarkets, Safeway, Food for Less, Flemings Supermarkets and Thomas Dux Grocers due to Salmonella contamination. Food contaminated with Salmonella may cause illness if consumed. Consumers should not eat this product and should return it to the place of purchase for a full refund. Any consumers concerned about their health should seek medical advice.