Alternative to needle tenderization, Ohio man accused of urinating on Wal-Mart meat

From the you’ve-gotta-go-when-you-gotta-go department, CantonRep.com reports that police arrested a Canton man accused of walking into a local Wal-Mart store about 1:30 a.m. Friday and urinating on the counter containing steaks.??

Jail records said the man entered the store, walked to the steak counter and began urinating on the food, causing more than $600 in damage to the meat and surrounding counters.?? He remained in the jail later Friday, held in lieu of $25,000 bond, facing charges of felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.