Skating, seafood and the Queen’s swan found barbecued on riverbank

My mother and 20-year-old daughter Braunwynn began their trek back to Canada this morning. Braunwynn says she doesn’t know how she’ll ever eat seafood again in Ontario after the Brisbane indulgence.

We went skating, because Braunwynn had to teach Sorenne that princesses can wear hockey skates (it was B’s idea) and B kicked all the boys in the skating races and won. braun.sorenne.skate.sept.13The Aussies had never seen quite a thing.

We also ate kangaroo burgers. I temped them to 165F.

One country’s cultural norm is another’s ick factor.

But it’s sorta creepy that British police are investigating the killing and apparent barbecuing of one of Queen Elizabeth’s swans.

The bird was butchered, burnt and stripped of its flesh before the carcass was dumped on a riverbank near Windsor Castle, west of London, police and an animal charity said on Wednesday.

“It was done neatly, presumably to get at the meat.” 

All wild mute swans in Britain are considered the property of the crown and it is an offence to kill one.

MPs’ fury at fresh egg ban because they are ‘too dangerous’ to use in House of Commons’ kitchens

It’s dangerous politics to talk about eggs and risk in the UK.

In 1988, then junior UK health minister Edwina Currie warned the British public that most of the egg production in the UK was affected by Salmonella. Egg sales collapsed, Currie was scrambled-eggs-su-1017334-leventually turfed from cabinet and millions worth of compensation was paid to egg producers.

Yesterday, Members of Parliament scrambled to blast a ban on chefs using fresh eggs in the House of Commons’ kitchens.

Caterers have been told they are “too dangerous” and could be contaminated with salmonella.

Instead they must use liquid egg for dishes like omelette.

But Labour MP Thomas Docherty, vice chairman of the Commons Administration Committee, ordered an inquiry into the daft move.

He said: “I have asked managers to find out who took this ridiculous decision.”

Another shell-shocked MP warned: “If MPs cannot or will not eat scrambled eggs because they are a health risk, members of the public may say, ‘if it is too dangerous for MPs then it must be too dangerous for us’.”

A Commons spokeswoman insisted the ban was in line with Food Standards Agency advice.

She added: “Dishes such as scrambled eggs, mousses or omelettes which do not reach a core temperature of 75C are now made using pasteurised liquid egg rather than fresh eggs.”

But the Food Standards Agency said there was nothing to stop caterers cooking with fresh eggs.

A spokesman pointed out the ­guidance on using the liquid version was meant for vulnerable people like the elderly and ­seriously ill.

It also applied only if the dish was not to be fully cooked.

The spokesman added: “This is simply ­guidance and not a legal requirement.”

Guidance needs to be clear and food safety is never simple. Keep those eggs piping hot.

Use thermometers says health reporter nearly killed by food poisoning

Serena Gordon of HealthDay says food thermometers are now standard in her home after a brush with shiga-toxin producing E. coli nearly killed her. Story below:

As a health reporter, I’d heard plenty of stories about food contamination and had taken steps to make sure my family’s food was as safe as it could be. If I saw friends eating undercooked ground beef, I’d gently chide them about the possible dangers of barfblog.Stick It Ineating food that wasn’t prepared properly. Friends dubbed me the “food police.”

Contracting a foodborne illness was not something you’d expect would happen to me.

Nonetheless, three days after a barbecue with friends at my house, I woke up feeling sicker than I’d ever felt.

I had terrible heartburn and abdominal pain. I had cold sweats and a strange pain in my left arm, along with a feeling that something was terribly wrong. Then, the diarrhea started. Within an hour, I’d had more than 10 bowel movements. I couldn’t shake an incredible feeling of dread.

Then I began vomiting, forcefully and repeatedly. I felt myself quickly becoming disoriented. I managed to make it back to bed and, before I passed out, mumbled “9-1-1” to my husband.

At the hospital, blood tests showed that my kidneys and liver had shut down, and I was immediately admitted to the intensive care unit.

I knew I was dying. No one said so, but I could feel it. Later, my doctor told me that I had only a 15 percent chance of surviving that first night.

The diagnosis: two disorders caused by an infection with E. coli — hemolytic uremic syndrome and thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura. In addition to kidney and liver failure, my red blood cells were now forming small clots and blocking small blood vessels. This caused bruises to form all over my body. My entire right arm was black and blue, as was half of my left arm, from where they tried to take blood from me.

The pain was excruciating. And, because my kidneys weren’t working, I was swollen almost beyond recognition. When they weighed me in the ICU, I had gained more than 20 pounds in fluid in three days. My fingers, which were so filled with fluid that they couldn’t bend, felt like they might just pop like a balloon.

My treatment included kidney dialysis and plasmapheresis, a procedure that removes blood from your body and separates the plasma from the blood. Then the rest of the blood is mixed with donated plasma and returned to the body. Though normally a cream color, the plasma removed from my body was black, apparently because of all the dead red blood cells. For almost two weeks, I spent four to eight hours a day hooked up to blood-sucking machines. I also received blood transfusions.

Eventually, though, the treatments worked. My blood cells started behaving normally, and my kidneys started functioning again. After nine days in the ICU and another 10 days in the hospital, I went home.

Recovery was a long and slow process. It took several months before most of my blood work came back normal. I saw countless doctors for lingering problems, which included a painful, reactive arthritis (a type of arthritis that can develop after a bad infection) and nerve damage from where the dialysis shunt had been placed. The arthritis persisted for about a year, but I did not need long-term kidney dialysis, and my health in time returned to normal — though no one can say definitively that I won’t have trouble down the road. I was grateful to have survived.

So how did all this happen to someone who’d been so careful to make sure that burgers were always well-cooked, with no pink meat. A doctor who specializes in infectious diseases explained that, even though the meat was gray and looked cooked, there must have been an area of the meat that hadn’t reached a high enough temperature to kill the bacteria.

At the time, food safety experts weren’t stressing the need to take the temperature of food to ensure that it’s cooked well. That’s changed. So have my precautions.

Perhaps not surprisingly, I now own several well-used food thermometers. And hamburgers at my house are now always cooked to 160 degrees at the thickest part of the meat.

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60 sick; Salmonella outbreak on Jersey Isle; make sure meat is piping hot

Oh, the Brits.

An investigation is underway into an outbreak of Salmonella infection linked to summer barbecue events during the weekend of 6-7 July.

Dr Susan Turnbull, Medical Officer of Health, told Jersey Isle, “I am pleased to report that the likely source of infection has been identified and barfblog.Stick It Inremoved, and there is no reason to believe there is any ongoing risk of infection.”

Mere mortals were not informed of the likely source of infection that resulted in 14 laboratory-confirmed cases of Salmonella by midday July 15, with over 60 people reporting symptoms.

The story notes, “Don’t assume that because meat is charred on the outside it will be cooked properly on the inside,” and then states, “food made from minced meat, such as sausages and burgers, must be cooked thoroughly all the way through so should be piping hot before serving.”

It’s called a thermometer. Don’t be nervous, it’s not the kind for sticking up the arse; it’s for ensuring food is safe (and not overcooked).

Thermometers, needle tenderization, and birthday steak

The first night I went to Amy’s house for dinner in 2005 in Manhattan (Kansas), we both thought the take-out food sounded like crap.

amy.thermometerShe said f**k it, let’s get some steaks and grill ‘em.

I was hooked.

Happy birthday to my best friend.

Dinner tonight, in Amy’s honor, with steak at about 140 F, that I’m told by the butcher is not needle tenderized, but who would know.

Some kangaroo kabobs thrown in with a yoghurt dip.

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Piping hot or steaming hot? Stick it in; another UK E. coli outbreak, more bad advice

Health chiefs have issued a food safety warning after recording “a higher than usual number” of cases of a potentially deadly strain of E. coli.

A statement from the health board said: “NHS Tayside has been notified of a higher than usual number of people who have become ill recently with E.coli O157 infection. Although the total number of cases remains small, we ben-neware investigating this in line with normal procedures, as we would for all cases of E.coli O157. …

“Always ensure that meat is cooked throughout, none of the meat is pink and the juices run clear. … If you’re barbecuing for lots of people, you could cook meat indoors and finish it off on the barbecue to add that summer barbecue flavour. When you reheat food on the barbecue, make sure it’s piping hot all the way through before serving.”

Color is a lousy indicator. These science-based publicly-funded organizations need to get the science right.

Data? Chefs can tell beef is safe by ‘doneness’

In the subdued stories about needle tenderized beef and the risk of Shiga-toxin producing E. coli, state-sponsored jazz (NPR) quotes Chef Bruce finger-testMattel, who’s associate dean for food production at the Culinary Institute of America, as saying that, “An experienced cook can assess ‘doneness’ by the firmness of the product.”

Mattel  redeems himself by saying “it is always best for everyone, including professionals, to use a thermometer.”

Stick it in.

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How to make perfectly dangerous burger patties

The Food Network, home of dysfunctional food safety procedures – but at least they don’t claim they’re science-based – has a number of tips for hamburger patties that profiles food porn over safety:

• for square sliders, “cook the patties until a crust forms, about 2 minutes per BMA98tjCMAEfqwFside, topping with cheese after flipping, if desired;”

• for cheese stuffed burgers, “preheat a grill to medium high and oil the grates and season the patties with salt and pepper and grill 5 to 6 minutes per side;

• for thin burgers, cook the patties in a skillet until a crust forms, 2 to 3 minutes per side; continue cooking until browned, 1 more minute per side, topping with cheese during the last minute, if desired; and,

• for half-pound bistro burgers, divide 2 pounds ground beef chuck into 4 pieces and grill burgers, covered, about 6 minutes per side.

Use a thermometer and stick it in. Will account for all the variations in cooking devices, and make you a better cook.

And you may not make anyone sick.

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