Shitexpress will deliver a steamy pile of horse crap with a personalized message to your enemies — or twisted friends.

The Hong Kong-based service launched in November 2014 as a marketing experiment and has stuck around like dog doo on a sneaker tread.

“Yes, it’s legit,” CEO Peter (no last name) told The Huffington Post. 

Peter says his firm earned $10,000 in its first month and has made more than 2,500 shipments. Take note, scatological Santas: Orders cost $16.95 for shipping to many places around the world, and can be done anonymously.