Someone slipped Ryan a pet snake so he bought some frozen mice but there were no directions so he microwaved it on a plate and cross-contaminated everything in his kitchen.

That’s my take on the latest sleeping-aide for Amy, another Bravo television show that proves money does not override douchebaggery: Million Dollar Listing, New York.

Some of you may be able to watch the video here, http://www.bravotv.com/million-dollar-listing-new-york/season-1/videos/ryan-loses-his-snake, or here, near the 30-minute mark: http://www.vidxden.com/08g1u2c3fsic.