There is so much crap on the Internet.

Ozersky.tv has some dude claiming to make the perfect burger; it’s a perfect example of microbial cross-contamination as he handles the meat and then everything else.

Ozersky likes his burgers medium-rare and pink in the middle; crustry throughout, with no temperature verification and a side of dangerous microorganisms.

He also uses slices of Velveeta because it melts at room temperature.