There are now 50 people confirmed sick from salmonella in sprouts served with Jimmy John’s sandwiches in parts of Illinois, the raw milk cheesemaker in Washington state has shuttered her doors after making at least 8 sick with E. coli O157:H7, and a judge in Minnesota has ruled that Minnesota raw milk pusher Michael Hartmann was the source of an outbreak of E. coli O157:H7, and that that embargoed food items on the farm must be destroyed.

That’s a long-winded way to say, no sprouts or raw milk for Santa this year, like we did in this animation going back to 2005.