Professional golfer Tiger Woods wrapped up his scripted apology earlier this morning and he at least said he was sorry, while lecturing the media and doing some creepy frat-boy-like high-fives at the end with his buddies.

In Sept. 2009, Godstone Farm petting zoo in the U.K. was shut down by health types after being linked to 93 confirmed cases of E. coli O157 amongst visitors, especially children.

this is surrey today reports that Godstone Farm manager Richard Oatway did his own show-and-tell the other day in a bid to win back customers, including:

• extra hand-washing units and hygiene signs installed around the farm;

• a new ‘look but don’t touch’ platform for concerned families; and,

• a temporary ban on interaction with cows, sheep and goats.

Mr Oatway has implemented the changes despite the fact that results of the Griffin Inquiry into the outbreak are still not published.

Oatway said,

"Lots of parents have been with us for a long time and they realise that E.coli can be present in many animals all the time.”

That’s not much of an apology.