When I was in university I, like a lot of kids, experimented … with radio.

After one broadcast, I was told to stick to print. My monotone didn’t go over so well.

The folks at Kansas State University have managed to edit my ramblings into something approaching comprehension, and posted a couple of podcasts.

They’re listed under food safety at:
http://www.k-state.edu/media/audio/podcastindex.html

Soundbite highlights?
"I was wrong."
"I feel naked"
"Stick it in."
"Eyes glazed over."
"People were getting sick cause they were eating cow poop."
"Kids are preoccupied with whether Paris and Britney and Lindsay are wearing underwear."
"Got inundated with porn spam."
"We’re drowning in food pornography."