Michele Samarya-Timm, a health educator with the Franklin Township Health Department and guest barfblogger, told New Jersey’s Home News Tribune,

"We need a national handwashing campaign. We need it on hand towels and billboards. We need to market it on video games and commercials. We need to have rock songs about handwashing."

Couldn’t agree more. Wash your hands. And if a restroom doesn’t have the proper tools — soap, water, paper towel — be sure to let someone know. Proper handwashing requires access to proper tools.

Don’t eat poop. Wash your hands.