The Calgary Flames beat the Anaheim Ducks 8-3 last night.

At some point, there would usually be a goalie change en route to 8 goals. Jonathon Bernier never left the net.

So, coach Randy Carlyle, why did you do this to poor Bernier?

“RC said Bernier had to go the distance as (regulas starter John) Gibson had stomach flu. Even invoked the lovely word diarrhea. Would have pulled JB after four.”