USA Today reports a Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.
Colin Murphy, 23, was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct for his actions, which took place on Sunday, according to police.
According to a court affidavit, Murphy smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and staggered walk.
Murphy was scheduled for an arraignment Monday morning.