Man in Ohio allegedly pooped on Kroger U-Scan machine

USA Today reports a Cincinnati man was jailed after he allegedly stripped naked in front of an employee at the Kroger store in Hyde Park and defecated on a U-Scan machine.

poop.kroger.may.16Colin Murphy, 23, was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct for his actions, which took place on Sunday, according to police.

According to a court affidavit, Murphy smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and staggered walk.

Murphy was scheduled for an arraignment Monday morning.

 

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