There once was a dentist name Price.

He thought raw milk was all very nice.

He helped invent the Paleo diet.

And even, I’m told, Miley Cyrus likes it.

So it must be true.

Celebrity.

But I want my food, like my medicine, to be based in 2015.

Not 1939.

30-second food safety stories.

Don’t get me started on microorganisms.