There was this one-time, BC (before children), that Amy and I went to a hockey game in Phoenix and I waved at my friend Wayne, who was the coach, but he didn’t wave back.

The two guys behind us were typical Arizona-post-grad doucebags, and wouldn’t shut-up.

After hitting Amy for about the third time with their beers, I had to be pretend tough guy and tell them to back off.

But it was the idiotic level of conversation we remember.

This dude was going on about how he had a cougar in Boca, and he was so important because he got 50 e-mails a day.

I get about 1,000.

Only those who are insecure brag about that.

But who wants to brag about Boca, in Florida, with restaurant ratings like these?

Leading off in the Yuck category is Bonaccino Café, a little place near one of the east entrances of Town Center Mall (by the parking structure and Willams-Sonoma). They were temporarily closed and the inspection report indicates a total of 24 violations including 10 marked high priority. Here are some of the lowlights:

Employee failed to wash hands before changing gloves and/or putting on gloves to work with food. Cook washed hands and changed gloves upon request.

Stir Crazy in Town Center had 14 violations with 3 marked high priority.