I’ve had several people threaten to sue me over this image, and many others say how distasteful it is.

But I like it.

So, apparently, does BuzzFeed, which reprinted it without my knowledge a few days ago.

The time was 2005. Fresh produce outbreaks were mounting around North America, and the best leaders could come up with was cook, clean, chill, separate.

So we did our own take.

Or, a bunch of chats about what a bunch of bullshit passed for public discussion led to this: Christian did this on his own, in my house in Guelph, while I was off hanging out with this girl in Kansas.

He got it right.

We’re number 25.