I expect our Canadian Thanksgiving dinner will go something like this tomorrow for our 25 guests. More about that later.

Except I’m a much more microbiologically conscientious cook than these two.

Meanwhile, enjoy Christopher Walken and Law and Order: SVU’s Richard Belzer as they go shopping with two models (whose presence is never explained), go to a petting zoo, and cook dinner. While they eat the chicken they’ve cooked on Walken’s deck, they’re treated to a mandolin serenade by Richard Belzer’s son-in-law.
And, to top off the natural strangeness of the evening, Walken tells the story of one of his first gigs as an actor, in a commercial for pancake syrup. “I had to spend the whole day eating pancakes,” says Walken, “and it’s not good to eat too many pancakes.” Then he asks Belzer to take an iPhone picture of his nose.