The only thing worse than state-sponsored jazz NPR running an analysis of Mitt Romney’s Mormon-based diet is that Republicans are paying the worst band ever – Journey – to do a post-hurricane concert for the faithful at a cost of only $500,000.

That’s a lot of graduate students.

And according to NPR, Romney has an “affection for feeding Jimmy John’s subs to the press on the bus.”

How many got E. coli from the sprouts used by Jimmy John’s over the past two years?