I’m a sucker for pop music; although I don’t have any Katy Perry on my iPod I do have a bunch of equally-uncool tracks that pop-up when it’s on shuffle. According to bitten and bound, Katy is cancelling some shows after falling ill with foodborne illness.
The singer is suffering from severe dehydration after battling food poisoning. Her Windy City fans won’t be the only ones disappointed because her Saturday performance at the Xcel Energy Center in the Twin Cities has also been canceled.
Perry released a statement to her fans: “I apologize to my fans in Chicago and the Twin Cities for not being able to perform this weekend, but I am going to return in a few weeks to give them the very best show ever!”
Lamely, the only joke I can think of is whether she’s experiencing fireworks in the bathroom.