The Daily Show with Jon Stewart has been tacking a run at the administration of U.S. President Obama for not producing … much.

And if the producers and writers knew food safety, they’d realize the comic gold available in this press release.

“A year ago today, the Food Safety Working Group, chaired by Health and Human Service Secretary Kathleen Sebelius and Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack, announced key findings on how to upgrade the food safety system.”

It’s like watching soccer: nothing happens.

Washington doesn’t serve meals; others do.