The Internet is good for porn and videos of David Hasslehoff; that’s what the local university radio station says.

There’s this website called The Caveman Diet, that had a post entitled, Can I start giving raw milk to my 7 month old infant?

And the best answer was deemed to be, “wait till he turns 1. It is ok to have raw milk only in cereal in the mornings. At 7 months old he is way too young."

From a microbiological perspective, this is stupid beyond belief. Maybe it works if you thought Baywatch was an accurate depiction of California beach life.