I would not eat them here or there, I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat eggs fried on a sidewalk, Sam-I-am.

4th of July is coming up and Arizona is holding it’s annual sidewalk-frying egg contest. I don’t know who comes up with these contests but whoever it is should properly inform people about the risks involved, namely salmonella.

The spokesperson for the event doesn’t “recommend” anyone actually eat the eggs but with kids hanging around and adults acting like kids, recommendations might go unheeded.