Baseball is more boring than basketball.

But New York Yankee relief pitcher Chan Ho Park did his best to liven things up, claiming that excessive diarrhea hampered his performance over the weekend, and then berating a reporter for allegedly taunting him about it.

PARK: I had a lot of diarrhea. That – That is what you want to know?

REPORTER: Your manager said you were sick.

PARK: Yeah, I had a lot of diarrhea. I had diarrhea and then…. what? What, it’s funny?

REPORTER: No. He thinks its funny.

PARK: The off day – off day I had a lot of diarrhea.. and flu too…a little. A lot of cough. Chest hurts. I feel dehydrated, something like that.