I get up early and start writing. Shortly thereafter, 1-year-old Sorenne gets up, and likes to start the day by taking in some milk and watching The Colbert Report from the night before.

I’m not making this up, she views Colbert as her other father.

Last night, Stephen opened with Salmonella in hydrolyzed vegetable protein which made its was to a certain variety of Pringles potato chips.