Break out the party hats, soap, vigorously running water, and paper towels, it’s Global Handwashing Day. Well, I guess it depends on where you are in the world. Several countries and organizations are celebrating in a variety of ways.

I think it should be like New Years. Everyone needs to make a Global Handwashing Resolution: wash your hands after using the bathroom, before and after eating, after coughing or blowing your nose, and a variety of other times dealing with bodily fluids and foods.