I’m exhausted. The National Hockey League championship is going to a deciding game 7 Friday night (7 p.m., our house, Manhattan, KS). I finally filed my permanent U.S. citizenship stuff, which means I can’t leave the U.S. for a couple of years until this gets settled – I can leave, just won’t be allowed back in – and Chapman is in Guelph today getting his PhD degree all formal and everything.

There’s been so many opportunities over the years when Chapman has embarrassed himself, but, true to my word, I will stop using this picture of Ben’s butt cleavage and vomit now that he’s got his degree. But really, stop dicking around and publish those damn papers.