Like National Hockey League legendary goaltender Glenn Hall, I used to puke before hockey games when I was a kid. Seriously, that’s how serious hockey was when I was 11-years-old in Brantford, Ontario.

A few years later I decided to abandon my destiny as a NHL goaltender and started playing high school football. I played linebacker because after all those years of being shot at with pucks, it felt good to be hitting someone else.

One of the other schools in town had this tank of a fullback – this was old school, when teams had halfbacks and fullbacks. He ran over me so hard once I didn’t move for about a minute. And then I barfed on the field.

The Washington Post has decided to follow up on the hit heard round the Internet – the one where the kid was hit so hard in a college football game that he vomited – and has asked the Washington Redskins their best vomit stories.

This is no Jamie Fox on Any Given Sunday; this is the read deal.

Player Casey Rabach says,

"Oh yeah, I’ve thrown up on the field. That happens a lot, yeah. Guys puke all the time. It’s funny when the guy across from you starts puking, that’s the best part. Oh my God, so funny. You’ve never seen a player who puked on the field? It’s pretty funny. The guy’s sitting there puking in front of you, and you KNOW you’re just gonna kill him the next play. It’s awesome. Jansen, you ever puked on the field," he called out to Jon Jansen, one locker over.

"Yeah," said Jansen, who was in the middle of interviews at the time.