All you Brits shopping at Ann Summers sex shops — the UK’s leading adult toys & lingerie pleasure retailer — stay away from the chocolate body spread.

The U.K. Food Standards Agency said today it found traces of melamine in the novelty chocolate spreads, which were manufactured in Zhongshan, China, and imported into the country by Scobie (Llarn) Ltd.

"We’ve never had to put out an alert before on (body spread) – chocolate-flavoured or otherwise," the agency said on its website.