"For lunch today I was forced to order a BLB sandwich, which is bacon, lettuce, and more bacon. I’m thinking of ditching the lettuce too, just to be safe."

Bada-bing.

Check out the clip below.

During last night’s monologue on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Jimmy talks tomatoes, with an awesome public service announcement from the Broccoli Council at the end.

I’m all for marketing microbial food safety at retail.