City council in Windsor, Ontario (Canada) wants to make it illegal to vomit in public in an attempt to control late-night rowdiness.

Council was also set to discuss a mandatory 2 a.m. closing-time for hotdog vendors.

Apparently that’s to keep munchie-driven zombies from roaming the streets.

Patrick Lacey, 25, said,

"What are they really going to do about vomiting in public? …  you can’t stop someone from throwing up. Throwing up in public is embarrassing enough as it is; you don’t need to get arrested."

I can’t wait for the next norovirus outbreak to hit Windsor.