Journalism basics, something I’ll be teaching at Kansas State beginning next week and something the ever-evasive Canadian Food Inspection Agency dances around.

This time it’s a warning that Los Angeles Salad Company Baby Carrots may be contaminated with Shigella.

The release says there have been four reported illnesses associated with the consumption of this product.

No other details, except that the affected product, Los Angeles Salad Company Genuine Sweet Baby Carrots, is labelled as product of Mexico and imported by Los Angeles Salad Company. It is sold in 672 g/1.5 lb plastic bags bearing ITM 50325, UPC 8 31129 00137 7 and Sell By dates up to and including 8 /13 /07.

This product was sold in Costco stores in British Columbia, Alberta, Ontario, Quebec and Newfoundland.

These bureaucrats still aren’t that into you.

In 2005, contaminated carrots served over three days on flights out of Honolulu were the likely cause of 45 cases of shigella poisoning across 22 states, Japan, Australia and American Samoa.