Probably poop and pee in that pool

Sorenne has been taking swimming lessons at this huge outdoor pool complex for over a year, and even with all the babies, I haven’t seen poop in the pool.

But it happens, as shown by all those summertime Cryptosporidium outbreaks pool.pooplinked to pools, and according to CDC, it happens a lot.

So in honor of the ninth annual Recreational Water Illness and Injury Prevention Week, the U.S Centers for Disease Control has concluded that 58% of water samples from public pools tested positive for E. coli, bacteria commonly found in human feces.

CDC says its findings indicate that swimmers are contaminating the water either through “fecal incidents” in the pool, or because they haven’t showered properly and the germs remain on their body when they enter the water.

The results are based on 161 filter samples from public swimming pools in the Atlanta area.

And there’s not just poop in the pool; 59% of water samples also tested positive for Pseudomonas aeruginosa, which can cause skin rashes and ear infections.

Here’s what the CDC recommends swimmers do to stay healthy and keep others healthy – whether swimming in a pool, lake, river or ocean (or using a hot tub):

– Stay out of swimming water when you have diarrhea.

– Shower with soap before swimming.

– Take children for bathroom breaks every 60 minutes.

– Wash your hands with soap after using the toilet or changing diapers.

sorenne.pool.sep.12– Avoid changing diapers next to the pool.

– Avoid swallowing the water.

And according to NPR, the CDC knows you pee in the pool, too. The nitrogen in urine depletes free chlorine in pool water, making it harder to kill germs. Nitrogen also converts the chlorine into a form that irritates the eyes and lungs. So stop doing that.

At 4:20 on 4/20, elephant poop beer makes sense

Sankt Gallen Brewery is using beans found in elephant poop to create Un, Kono Kuro.

Usually people talk about aftertaste when drinking beer but with Un, Kono Kuro the beer made from elephant poop 215x214 Beer made from elephant poop sells out immediatelyword afterglow is, according to guyism, much more appropriate

After downing the last drop, slowly rising from my throat and mouth was that afterglow. The combination of bitter and sweet stayed fresh and lingered in my head. It was a familiar aroma that accompanied me through the entire beer

For some time after I could still feel as if my body was saturated with that warm scent.

They’re so proud of the process that they actually put a picture of an elephant taking a dump on the label. So how does it taste? As with many seemingly ridiculous ideas, it somehow worked out well

According to one reviewer, “When I poured it into a glass the coffee-like aroma continued to build it was relaxing like an easy Sunday morning. After taking my first sip there was an initial bitterness that got washed over by a wave of sweetness. Following that, a mellow body rolled in and spread out through my mouth.

Happy 4/20.

 

Red Bull says it’s being blackmailed with poop threats

Austrian executives of Red Bull say someone is blackmailing the company, threatening to contaminate cans of the energy drink with poop and place them red.bullon supermarket shelves.

What the perps are after, MSN Now is not quite sure. Whatever it is, Red Bull execs say they’re conducting supermarket checks and have found no signs of product tampering.

Toilet-to-tap: don’t drink poop, unless it’s treated really, really well

Don’t eat poop, and if you do, cook it.

Australians may be trying out don’t drink poop, unless it’s safely treated.

The Sydney Morning Herald reports that Australians will be encouraged to embrace treated sewage for drinking in the largest-ever bid to overcome the toilet.to.tap”yuck factor” and push the contentious option onto the national agenda.

A $10 million drive, partly funded by the federal government, aims to convince the public that introducing recycled water to drinking supplies is a palatable, cost-effective alternative to measures such as desalination.

The ”engagement strategy” will target households, students, politicians and the water industry.

Public scepticism and fears over health risks have traditionally kept the toilet-to-tap concept off the political agenda.

The chair of the project’s research advisory committee, Ian Law, said recycled water for drinking should be examined before crisis loomed ”when dams are full … so we have the ducks in a row when the next drought comes”.

The project, led by the University of NSW, will develop a national engagement program to show that recycled water is safe and reliable. It will include devising education programs, a social media campaign and MutantFishdemonstration projects where the public could see wastewater being treated. Similar schemes overseas allow visitors to sample the water.

The Brisbane-based Australian Water Recycling Centre of Excellence is co-ordinating the project, which will also examine recycled stormwater.

In a terrible example of risk communication, Mr Law said, ”There is nothing more powerful than an informed public,” he said, adding those who drank recycled water wouldn’t ‘”grow five heads.”

The target audience will remember the five-heads bit.

‘Scared of being covered in poop’ norovirus continues to plague cruise ships

As yet another cruise ship returns reeking of barf, some bad musicians are canceling their latest pay check.

Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty told VH-1 on Thursday that he’ll hire a helicopter to get himself off the Carnival Imagination if it loses power on the Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twentythree-night Matchbox Twenty Cruise, which kicks off Dec 6.

“I’m scared of being covered in poop. To anybody that’s on that cruise, I just wanna apologize now because if something like that happens, I’m getting outta there. I’m gonna get helicoptered out. I’m gonna leave you behind like I don’t know your name.”

Friday, a Royal Caribbean cruise ship arrived in Port Everglades with an outbreak of norovirus on board The Vision of the Seas. Royal Caribbean hasn’t commented on the disease outbreak yet, but passengers said more than 200 passengers had to be quarantined due to the outbreak.

Poop cruise passengers get bathrobes

It’s the perfect re-gift, for someone you despise.

Carnival Triumph announced Friday the bathrobes used by the over 4,000 carnivale.cruise.robepassengers adrift in poop on a disabled ship in the Gulf of Mexico would be gratis.

“Of course the bathrobes for the Carnival Triumph are complimentary,” it said in a tweet on the official @carnivalcruise account.

Somehow, this didn’t go over well.

“Who wants a stinky robe?!” tweeted a reporter in North Carolina, Astrid Martinez, while another user of the social media site, Natalie Eshaya, enthused sarcastically, “Oh how generous.”

Another sceptic, Paul Nather, wondered “What do you think the going rate for a Carnival cruise bathrobe will be on eBay tomorrow?”

The white bathrobe has become an unlikely symbol of the nightmare of the cruise-goers, who donned them to attract attention as they stood on the drifting ship.

Others used the white terrycloth as a canvas to write messages, with one passenger proclaiming, “I survived Carnival’s triumph redbags” – a reference to the bags that substituted for toilets.

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Smartphone-controlled toilet features remote lid, speakers, app

Parents are fascinated with baby poop and engage in Dickensonian descriptions with other people who don’t care.

Babies grow up and poop on the toilet: “Daddy, look at my enormous poop.”

As a four-year-old, Sorenne’s favorite saying, repeated about 10 times a day, seems to be, “I farted, excuse me.”

Once she hits puberty, this fascination will end, and I will be nothing more than an embarrassment.

As people age, poop again becomes conversational.

And then it’s Depends.

But leave it to the bacterially-adverse Japanese to develop smartphones that can control a toilet.

Created by Japanese company Lixil under its INAX brand of products, the Satis is a Bluetooth-capable commode that users can command via an Android app. The super-toilet enables hands-free flushing and toilet-seat lifting, among other actions, according to website Japan Trends.

Called “My Satis,” the app also lets users play music through the toilet’s speakers, and set up a toilet diary to monitor their regular washroom sessions. 

Canadian football is apparently about poop

North Dallas 40 is probably the best football (gridiron) movie ever made, along  with Semi-Tough.

The 1979 flick also has one of my favorite quotes, when hell-I-love-needles wide received Phil Elliot, played by a grizzled Nick Nolte, is found to be having relations with the owner’s daughter, and is asked by general manager Dabney Coleman, “Can you speak Canadian?”

That meant, you can leave the U.S. pros and ply your trade in the Canadian Football League, which celebrates the 100th Grey Cup championship this weekend.

Check out the 70s-porn music in the original North Dallas 40 trailer, below.

John Tracogna, the CEO of the Toronto Zoo, has publically challenged Calgary Zoo CEO Dr. Clément Lanthier.

Whoever’s team loses on Sunday will have to wear the competition’s jersey and thoroughly clean out an animal enclosure: the penguin enclosure in Calgary, and the giraffe house in Toronto.

Canadian football is poop.

Rodent poop by slushy machine in Texas; employee bolts on camera

Two Raymondville convenience stores continue to rack up high demerits on Food 4 Thought.

BreakTime on 1095 East Hidalgo Avenue scored the most with 30 demerits on a health inspection report.

Kitchen cops found ‘fresh’ rodent droppings in the cabinet area under the slushy machines.

The contamination is a repeat violation from another health inspection less than six months ago.

“Why do you think the rats like this area?” Action 4’s Ryan Wolf asked a manager on duty.

“I have no idea,” the manager, who would only identify himself as Sam, said.

The Food Patrol fired off other questions dealing with public safety concerns at Sam.

He was also asked about the owner’s previous claim on Food 4 Thought that he would take the appropriate action to stop the rodent contamination.

More than 30 ‘fresh’ droppings were discovered during a health inspection in May.

The filth turned up once again in the slushy machine area.

Sam did claim to be fairly new on the job; however, he did not stick around to answer all the Food Patrol’s questions.

He was caught on tape abruptly leaving the store in his vehicle.

Denver fans say pigeon poop is ruining their football experience

Getting crapped on by a pigeon is apparently routine for Denver Broncos fans sitting in section 306 at Sports Authority Field at Mile High.

“There were some people messing around behind me and someone grabbed my shirt,” season ticket holder Allison Harden said according to The Coloradoan. “I found out a pigeon had pooped on the back of my shirt.”

Allison and her husband, Jeff, say they saw several other people hit with the stink before and during the game. She says people sitting in the $250 seats had to use towels to cover their heads and were turning their popcorn bags into covers for their drinks. The Hardens reported the problem to stadium employees and were told it has been going on for years.

“There’s actually a plastic owl,” Jeff Harden said. “I’m sure they set that up there at one point to deter the pigeons. It’s obviously not working. It’s a health issue.

There’s people with drinks. There’s open food containers.”

General Manager of Stadium Management Company Andy Gorchov released a statement saying the safety and comfort of fans is the No. 1 priority of the stadium’s maintenance team but noted that outdoor stadiums sometimes have issues with birds. If it has been going on for years and is as bad as the fans say it is, something definitely has to be done.